Live Blog Sex

(9/27/2008)

9:45	Hello everyone! Welcome to my live blog.
9:46	I just got back from dinner with my girlfriend and, by all indications, it looks like we’re about to have sex.
9:46	She’s in the bathroom at the moment and I’m waiting on the bed. I’m feeling good about this.
9:47	Although I’m starting to think the Admiral’s Feast platter at Red Lobster was a bad choice.
9:48	[Comment From Guest] Do you think your menu selection will have an undue influence on the proceedings this evening?
9:49	Good question. I hope not. Luckily we’ll be using a waterbed, so any embarrassing bodily noises can be blamed on that.
9:50	Let’s have our first poll…
9:50	How much time should we spend on foreplay? 0-5 minutes  (43%) 6-10 minutes  (55%) More than 10 minutes  (2%)
9:51	Here she comes…
9:52	She’s all over me, kissing…
9:55	She just told me I kiss like I’m in a movie!
9:55	[Comment From Tara] Ouch! That’s not good.
9:56	That could be a compliment, though, right?
9:57	[Comment From Joe] No way, dude.
9:58	Was it meant as a compliment? Yes  (20%) No  (60%) Draw  (20%)
10:00	She’s on top of me and undoing my belt. Sorry if I miss some of your questions at this point…
10:02	I just farted a little. I coughed and shook the bed to cover it. I think I fooled her. I’d better kiss her before the odor hits her.
10:03	I just flipped her over. Now I’m on top of her.
10:04	This laptop is getting cumbersome. I may have to switch to my Blackberry.
10:06	She just said “Bring your love boat into port, Captain Stubing!” Not sure how to respond.
10:06	[Comment From Joe] Better do what she says!
10:07	Uh oh! I’m about to cum but she’s not done!! What do I do?? HELP!!!
10:07	[Comment From Guest] Quick! Look at this!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKULi72yUko
10:08	Thanks! That was close…
10:10	She’s moaning louder now. I think she’s about to orgasm.
10:10	[Be Right Back Countdown]  5 minutes
10:15	That’s it. It’s over.
10:16	She just told me I’m “amazing” in bed. Woo hoo!
10:16	[Comment From Tara] She was faking it.
10:17	Was she faking it? Yes  (85%) No  (10%) Draw  (5%)
10:20	Hmm… must be a lot of female readers out there.
10:21	This Live Blog has now ended.