|Live Blog Sex||(9/27/2008)|
|9:45||Hello everyone! Welcome to my live blog.|
|9:46||I just got back from dinner with my girlfriend and, by all indications, it looks like we’re about to have sex.|
|9:46||She’s in the bathroom at the moment and I’m waiting on the bed. I’m feeling good about this.|
|9:47||Although I’m starting to think the Admiral’s Feast platter at Red Lobster was a bad choice.|
|9:48||[Comment From Guest]
Do you think your menu selection will have an undue influence on the proceedings this evening?
|9:49||Good question. I hope not. Luckily we’ll be using a waterbed, so any embarrassing bodily noises can be blamed on that.|
|9:50||Let’s have our first poll…|
|9:51||Here she comes…|
|9:52||She’s all over me, kissing…|
|9:55||She just told me I kiss like I’m in a movie!|
|9:55||[Comment From Tara]
Ouch! That’s not good.
|9:56||That could be a compliment, though, right?|
|9:57||[Comment From Joe]
No way, dude.
|10:00||She’s on top of me and undoing my belt. Sorry if I miss some of your questions at this point…|
|10:02||I just farted a little. I coughed and shook the bed to cover it. I think I fooled her. I’d better kiss her before the odor hits her.|
|10:03||I just flipped her over. Now I’m on top of her.|
|10:04||This laptop is getting cumbersome. I may have to switch to my Blackberry.|
|10:06||She just said “Bring your love boat into port, Captain Stubing!” Not sure how to respond.|
|10:06||[Comment From Joe]
Better do what she says!
|10:07||Uh oh! I’m about to cum but she’s not done!! What do I do?? HELP!!!|
|10:07||[Comment From Guest]
Quick! Look at this!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKULi72yUko
|10:08||Thanks! That was close…|
|10:10||She’s moaning louder now. I think she’s about to orgasm.|
|10:10||[Be Right Back Countdown] 5 minutes|
|10:15||That’s it. It’s over.|
|10:16||She just told me I’m “amazing” in bed. Woo hoo!|
|10:16||[Comment From Tara]
She was faking it.
|10:20||Hmm… must be a lot of female readers out there.|
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