Keith Olbermann Rant Generator

Keith Olbermann

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Finally tonight, as promised, a Special Comment on and how the Republican party .

Sir, I am unable to contain my any longer. Your very existence causes me to at the thought of having to comment about you. Yet, comment I must, for you continue to .

I am, of course, referring to the recent comments you made in an interview with where you said, and I quote: This is beyond the pale, sir! Your words were so hateful that I would have expected them to come from !

How dare you, sir! Your careless words belittle the life’s work of some of the greatest Democratic leaders in history. Leaders such as , who have dedicated, and in some cases, risked their lives to ensure that . How dare you!

If the last presidential election has taught us anything, it’s that . Face it: your attitudes and beliefs are as extinct as . In short, sir, you are nothing more than a !

Please, sir, go back to your and leave the rest of us to run the country!

Good night and good luck.

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