And now it’s time to introduce a new feature here on RyanGarns.com: audio podcasts! That’s right, we’ve finally moved into the era of “talkies”. This will be a randomly recurring feature consisting of mostly improvised material, usually recorded in an act of desperation and after a few drinks.
I’d also like to point out that I take no responsibility for the poor quality of any celebrity impersonations contained therein. If you don’t like it, go watch a Frank Caliendo special. I dare ya.
So without further ado, here’s the long-anticipated (that is, about 68 words ago) first podcast…
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