Archive

Nov 01, 2009	Ryan's Tips for Dealing with Writer's Block
Aug 02, 2009	Obama ® Flavored Kool-Aid ®
Jul 20, 2009	Study Finds Conservatives Lack Sense of Humor
Jul 13, 2009	Hire Me to Revamp the Stimulus Website!
Jul 05, 2009	California Seeks More Celebrity Deaths To Boost Economy
Jun 22, 2009	Angry Blog Comments: A Literal Response
Jun 09, 2009	Billy Mays for Waterboarding
May 26, 2009	Keith Olbermann Rant Generator
May 18, 2009	Cat Blogger Says Twitter is Beneath Her
May 11, 2009	Perez Hilton to Vet Supreme Court Pick
May 04, 2009	DHS Ramp Up Arrests To Make Surveillance 'Less Annoying'
Apr 27, 2009	Jesus Sighting on RyanGarns.com
Apr 14, 2009	Are You a Right-Wing Extremist?
Apr 13, 2009	Man Founds New Country Based On U.S. Constitution; Deemed 'Threat' By U.S.
Apr 05, 2009	Chris Matthews Works at a Drive-Thru
Mar 26, 2009	Al Gore is a Dickhead, Says Science
Mar 23, 2009	My Interview at 'The Afternoon Break'
Mar 14, 2009	Grunt: The Latest In Micro-Micro-Media
Feb 28, 2009	Former Neo-Celebrities Cry for Fame Redistribution
Feb 22, 2009	A Senator Finally Reads The Stimulus Bill
Feb 15, 2009	GOP to Adopt Bugs Bunny Strategy to Combat Dem Majority
Feb 07, 2009	Love Life Analytics
Jan 25, 2009	This Hobbit For Hire, Part 2
Jan 06, 2009	Obama Presidency Spells Doom For Satire
Dec 07, 2008	This Hobbit For Hire, Part 1
Nov 27, 2008	Giving Thanks for the 1980's
Nov 16, 2008	Google Purchases God
Nov 11, 2008	Obama's Inauguration Speech (1st Draft)
Nov 02, 2008	2208 A.D. Looks Back On George W. Bush
Oct 25, 2008	Gay Marriage Opponents Now Want Legal Definition of Christmas
Oct 19, 2008	That's Not The Exorcist I Knew
Oct 12, 2008	Shiny Happy Socialism
Sep 28, 2008	Live Blog Sex
Sep 18, 2008	The Two Coreys Seek Government Bailout
Sep 10, 2008	Palinmania!
Aug 24, 2008	My Upcoming Autobiography / Smear Book
Aug 15, 2008	Announcements and Awards
Aug 10, 2008	A Week of Writer's Block (Working Title)
Jul 27, 2008	Barack Obama's Next Historic, Orgasmic, Piss-In-Your-Pants Speech
Jul 20, 2008	Hitler's Secret Weapon
Jul 14, 2008	Choose Your Own Blog Adventure!
Jul 09, 2008	Viral Awards Time...
Jul 07, 2008	Controversies For a Slow News Day
Jun 29, 2008	If The Federalist Papers Had Been a Blog
Jun 22, 2008	My Policies For a Gooder America
Jun 10, 2008	I Am Conservative
May 31, 2008	Abortion: The Green-Friendly Option
May 26, 2008	Keith Olbermann's Fear of... You Know
May 19, 2008	Garns Announces Presidential Bid for '08
May 11, 2008	Obituaries... From the Future!
May 04, 2008	Customer Service Calls to God
Apr 26, 2008	A Poseur's Guide to Token Activism
Apr 20, 2008	If It Walks Like God and Quacks Like God...
Jun 27, 2004	Michael Moore Takes On WWII
Oct 08, 2003	Dick Cheney on 'Meet The Press'