April 27, 2009

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Jesus Sighting on RyanGarns.com

There have been many reports in the past of Jesus Christ's image appearing in unlikely places -- burnt toast, moldy bathtubs, stained-glass windows, Donald Trump's eyebrows -- but now the image of Christ has appeared in perhaps the most unlikely place yet: on RyanGarns.com.

At first glance it appears like a small defect in the letter "M" within the banner. But when magnified, you see the distinct face of Jesus Christ.

"I'm stunned. I didn't put him there; he just sort of... appeared," says Ryan Garns, who also defends the image's authenticity. "As a professional web developer, I can honestly say that there's no software in existence that can create a mock-up of Jesus like that."

"It's clearly a sign from God," says Dudley Manlove, self-proclaimed Jesus sighting expert and host of "Stalking Jesus" on public access television. "I think by appearing on a website instead of a geographical location, Jesus is telling us that his message is not only worldwide, but also W3C compliant."

However, there are some skeptics who are... uh... skeptical.

"I don't see Jesus at all. If anything, it's Georgy Clooney from Syriana," says Paul Marco, professor of Authoritative Quotes at the University of Random Experts. "Besides, if Jesus wanted to appear on a website, wouldn't he choose a more popular website? Like CNN.com? Or even Hot Chicks with Douchebags?"

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