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February 22, 2009

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A Senator Finally Reads The Stimulus Bill

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Chelle B.
Snorting coke off a cabana boy's schlong
February 22, 2009 at 5:43 PM MST
So what you're saying is it was a Stimulation Bill...

...I don't mind footing the bill for that. :)
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marvelgoose
Valdosta, GA
February 22, 2009 at 10:12 PM MST
My Senator wants to know if he could forget reading the bill and concentrate on the canola oil rubbing? Maybe even have some applied by hand to the prurient parts?
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ettarose
here
February 23, 2009 at 5:23 AM MST
I think you just read this from all the states Senators. Now I know my money is stimulating. Too bad it is not stimulating me.
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Tiggy
February 23, 2009 at 7:58 AM MST
Maybe if they adapted the Bill into a porno screenplay, it may get even more interest.
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The BoBo
Huh?
February 23, 2009 at 9:00 PM MST
That's some pretty funny stuff there Ryan! Brilliant!
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Bee
The Asylum
February 24, 2009 at 8:05 AM MST
If I were one of those prostitutes (and I’m not saying I’m not) I’d sue his ass for not providing Extra Virgin Olive Oil instead of Canola oil. Canola leaves a funny aftertaste… ALLEGEDLY!
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Rob-bear
February 24, 2009 at 10:52 PM MST
Good heavens!

1. A senator who actually read something? Say it isn't so!

2. Are you a relative of Andy Borowitz?

3. If you really want to understand the budget, read my post, "Smoot-Hawley Days Are Here Again." After that, it will all make sense. (If it doesn't make sense, that's because you're not a Canadian.)
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Angry Max
February 26, 2009 at 9:15 AM MST
Well, if it's got Jane Austen in it, I don't blame anybody for not wanting to read it. She's so overdone.
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nonamedufus
Canada, eh
February 26, 2009 at 12:16 PM MST
As I Canadian, I've heard it said that Obama's package is huge. Can you confirm? That would be stimulating, wouldn't it.
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phuckpolitics
February 26, 2009 at 2:48 PM MST
Looks like I need to become a Senator.
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