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May 31, 2008

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Abortion: The Green-Friendly Option

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Steph
CT
November 25, 2008 at 9:18 PM MST
Why don't you go ahead and kill yourself, then? You would be making more room for more intelligent people and your waste products won't be ruining the world we're living in.
Ryan Garns
Secret Underground Lair
November 25, 2008 at 9:57 PM MST
It's satire, bitch. Lighten up.
marvelgoose
Valdosta, GA
February 15, 2009 at 6:16 PM MST
Take heart Garns. Swift was misunderstood, too.

As it is, life is now imitating Garns. See Pelosi, Nancy — Birth Control in the Stimulus Bill.
LALA
April 1, 2009 at 5:25 PM MST
W0W THiiSZ W3BSiiT3 SH0ULD B3 D3L3T3D
gyn
April 2, 2009 at 8:33 PM MST
i have a environmental sister who looks at the world as over populated
this made me laugh at the obsurdity
and than a little sad because there is truth to it
jasmyne07
April 8, 2009 at 10:08 PM MST
this is the most fucked up and discusting thing ever...i cannot believe ppl think its ok..u can all go to hell if you do
Kel
April 12, 2009 at 3:54 PM MST
if you feel so strongly about this, then maybe you should go abort youself... set a good example for all those other people hating tree huggers out there.
Ryan Garns
Secret Underground Lair
April 12, 2009 at 6:59 PM MST
And happy Easter to you, too!
Ryan Garns's last post: Chris Matthews Works at a Drive-Thru
Static
a sphincter near you
April 12, 2009 at 7:25 PM MST
Heh!

I think people have a hard time understanding satire because they have have a hard time understanding reality. Which generally is what happens when they are at the shallow end of the gene pool.

That's what truly is "riduculous" and "discusting". The freedom we are given to express opinion, even if it's in jest. The "obsurdity" makes me laugh at it all.

I think your disclaimer sums it up perfectly: "Visitor comments can reflect, however, what douchebags people can be. Happy posting!"

Oh well. I'm a douchebag. I suppose I will go abort myself now.
projectjulio
US/Mexican Border
September 18, 2009 at 3:12 PM MST
D.I.T.T.O.
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