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June 9, 2009

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Billy Mays for Waterboarding

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Margaret (Nanny Goats)
June 10, 2009 at 12:28 AM MST
OK, here's my credit card. But only because you're throwing in the complimentary spatula set.
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Doctor Handsome
A Fantastic World of Amazing Products!
June 10, 2009 at 4:17 AM MST
Just wait, ShamWOW Vince will up the ante with nude human pyramids and hooker tongue-biting.
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Tiggy
June 10, 2009 at 5:35 AM MST
If I call in the next 20 minutes, can I get a second one free? That's what usually sweetens the deal for me.
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Lady Sarcasm
June 10, 2009 at 7:18 AM MST
I heart Billy Mays, but he needs some duct tape for the shoutin' he does.
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Chowner
The Great White North
June 10, 2009 at 7:25 AM MST
All day long I'll be laughing at the image of a kid waterboarding some terrorist and screaming "Dunk and confess!".
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Jamy
June 10, 2009 at 8:04 AM MST
I'm with Tiggy. A second one free in the next twenty minutes is what I'll need to convince me.

Also: I had to show this one to my mom and one of her friends. It was just that good.
kathcom
NYC
June 10, 2009 at 11:08 AM MST
The freaky thing is that I can hear this guy's voice, yelling the words as I read them.
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Spaz
none of your damned business
June 10, 2009 at 12:51 PM MST
You'd be surprised how many muslim terrorists enjoy S&M.

Terrorist erections = gross.
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Chris@Maugeritaville
June 10, 2009 at 1:44 PM MST
Garnzy, you're a genius. Sign me up, and of course, send me my spatulas.
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Chelle B.
huh?
June 10, 2009 at 2:44 PM MST
Can I use it on non-terrorists too? What about on my neighbor's dog? Or on my neighbor? If so, I'm popping for the overnight shipping fee! :)
Chelle B.'s last post: The "Mein Campf!!" Offensive
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