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June 10, 2008

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I Am Conservative

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Chelle B.
Idaho
June 11, 2008 at 2:27 PM MST
But didn't Neville realize that liberals are hypocritical bastards who regularly contradict themselves?

I give him some credit, I had to learn this little fact the hard way myself. Lucky for me, I have excellent aim with my Spongebob Ruger. :p
Chelle B.'s last post: The "I Hope She Brings Some Lube!" Offensive
Joe
New Jersey (hotbed of liberalism)
June 13, 2008 at 11:50 AM MST
Brilliant
Joe's last post: Crotchety Has Issues
marvelgoose
Valdosta, GA
February 15, 2009 at 5:59 PM MST
I thought that the easiest way to unbrainwash a liberal was to have some black dude mug them. A particle of Liberal White Guilt would then collide with a particle of White Racism and annihilate their political persona.

Or maybe that's how Scotty powered the Enterprise. IDK I'll ask my BFF Jill.
marvelgoose's last post: The Secret History of the Mad Streaker
timothymkaiser
Pa
July 9, 2009 at 10:26 AM MST
That was fun. Honestly.
jay
chicago
December 5, 2009 at 6:07 PM MST
im a liberal but this guy is too funny not to follow. also if you'd like to appreciate this to its fullest potential you should read I Am Legend

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