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June 29, 2008

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If The Federalist Papers Had Been a Blog

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Joe
New Jersey (Dueling capital of the world)
June 30, 2008 at 10:47 AM MST
I read a lot of humor blogs. Most are stupid. Yours is freakin hysterical.
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Chris
Caldwell, NJ
June 30, 2008 at 6:57 PM MST
Dueling in New Jersey? Didn't you guys get the memo from the Gun Confiscation Directorate? By the time your local police chief gets around to issuing your firearms license you'll be dead and buried and so will your grandchildren.

Great post BTW, it ought to be a recurring series!
Chelle B.
offendedblogger@gmail.com
July 1, 2008 at 9:37 AM MST
lmao!!!

"Go back to England, n00b!"

That totally made my day. :)
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Ryan Garns
Secret Underground Lair
July 4, 2008 at 12:22 PM MST
Thanks, gang. And happy 4th of July!
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DJ
Near Lake Erie...about 3 fathoms down
July 10, 2008 at 12:43 PM MST
This was golden. I hope you do something similar for other holidays...famous historical people birthdays, anniversaries of historic events...(Can you imagine the emails that would have been sent between Pres. Lincoln & Gen. McClellen?) I see a historical comedy series on The History Channel in your future.

(Oops...got carried away there.)
marvelgoose
Valdosta, GA
February 15, 2009 at 6:07 PM MST
if we'd had the Internet back then there would have been an exception to the First Amendment: SPAMMERS!

ARG!!!! Remove their testicles with the sharpened edge of a tin can lid. Die Die Die!

Ok, I feel better now. that was really an inspired post.
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projectjulio
US/Mexican Border
September 18, 2009 at 2:41 PM MST
@AHamiltonRocks537 - If the Bill of Rights is included as Amendments instead of part of the constitution itself, they could technically be SUPERSEDED by future amendments that suppress those rights! DEATH TO GREAT BRITIAN! And also, if I were you, I'd take out that whole "militia" clause from the 2nd Amendment as I have a feeling it'll come back to bite you in the arse!

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