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July 5, 2009

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California Seeks More Celebrity Deaths To Boost Economy

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Gavin
Exotic Cum Dumpster
July 6, 2009 at 2:40 AM MST
As long as Dr. Dre and his Californian associates can be culled as a result of this legislation, then I'm all for it.
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Doctor Handsome
Hollywood coke party
July 6, 2009 at 5:14 AM MST
Don't fail us now, Andy Dick.
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Chunk
Rural Iowa
July 6, 2009 at 7:06 AM MST
I have a suggestion for an even greater boost to California revenues. Upon my death I hereby will my body to be displayed in "open coffin" in California' This will be accompanied by a huge publicity campaign called "Who is it?" People viewing the coffin will be charged $100 each and the
person with the correct answer will get the
entire proceeds.

The trick is that no one will know the correct answer and the state will pocket the profits.
Chowner
Pearly Gates
July 6, 2009 at 9:23 AM MST
I was hoping you'd toss Arnold in there.

I wonder if this will create a resurgence in "next dead celebrity" pools?
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Skip DeKades
July 6, 2009 at 12:46 PM MST
I can see it now. The E! Special" "Pauly Shore: Genius Cut Short."
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John J Savo
July 6, 2009 at 4:34 PM MST
You know, if you weren't Ryan Garns and this wasn't RyanGarns.com and I saw this article on FOXNews or CNN, I would have no trouble believing that such a thing would be proposed in California.
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Frumpzilla
July 7, 2009 at 5:01 AM MST
You're a sick man. I think I love you . . .
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Marvel Goose
Valdosta, GA
July 7, 2009 at 5:29 AM MST
Anything that causes the death of Perez Hilton would be okay by me. If California would like to start a fund to pay for the bribes to make it happen, I'm in.
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Static
an urn on your mantle, a butt-plug in your arse
July 7, 2009 at 10:34 AM MST
With Billy Mays, Steve McNair, and Diddy's pomeranian all recently kicking the can...I bet high profile celebrities are just DYING to REAP the benefits of this new bill!
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Jack in the Box
in a box are you blind, you idiot?!
July 7, 2009 at 10:49 AM MST
Word on the street is...Ronald McDonald, The Burger King, and Wendy are next to jump on board.
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