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July 13, 2009

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Hire Me to Revamp the Stimulus Website!

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John J Savo
July 13, 2009 at 2:16 AM MST
I don't get it and I don't get it and I don't get it. This is so stupid, I can't even think of anything funny to say. How can that piece of shit website cost $18 million? How can there be such a price difference from state to state for the cost of those signs? Excuse me while I go scream.
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Doctor Handsome
Seven-person jacuzzi
July 13, 2009 at 4:17 AM MST
For that kind of scratch, you'd think they could at least get .com instead of .gov
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Chunk
Rural Iowa
July 13, 2009 at 4:53 AM MST
I'll do it for $14,995,000. That's capitalism in action!
Skip DeKades
July 13, 2009 at 8:51 AM MST
You mean you can get carpal tunnel syndrome in your penis?
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Spaz
July 13, 2009 at 7:22 PM MST
Yea, but the other 14 million is to spend on the 'alien' saucer technologies at area 51, don't u know.
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Tiggy
July 14, 2009 at 6:45 AM MST
My web developer charged me $19 million to build my site. I'm thinking that wasn't a good deal, then?
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Nancy Pelosi
vomiting in a jacuzzi near you
July 15, 2009 at 11:04 PM MST
Interesting economic proposal. But I believe your 'Standard web development provisions' fall $3 million short of actual expenses. Our estimate was conservative considering we are talking about web developers here. Those boys know how to throw a party.
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Chowner
Pearly Gates
July 17, 2009 at 10:06 AM MST
How much will it cost if Tera Patrick stays for a few extra days?
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Joe
Downtown, NJ
July 18, 2009 at 5:25 AM MST
It sounds like a bargain. But is it shovel ready?
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Suburban Psychosis
July 19, 2009 at 12:12 PM MST
I'll do it for 10 mil AND buy Nancy some lids!

All kidding aside, this makes me want to puke.
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