Obama ® Flavored Kool-Aid ®

Wow, I'm as impressed with how this looks--very professional--as I am with the content, which is hilarious. Nice work!

This could potentially be misinterpreted as racist. You should have gone with "Obama Menthols," or "Obama Jolly Ranchers."

Hmm... well, I think the use of Kool-Aid here is obvious: it's meant to criticize Obama's followers as Kool-Aid drinkers (a common term that has nothing to do with race)... and NOT Obama because he's black. As such, Methols or Jolly Ranchers wouldn't have made any sense.

However, you do raise an interesting point. Some hyper-sensitive PC types may take offense. Then again, they aren't likely to enjoy my humor anyway. Frankly, I'd go nuts if I had to account for what offends everyone (the possibilities are too endless).

I'll charitably assume your response was directed at other, potentially offended readers. I'd hate to think that a snarky asshole like yourself was unable to smell his own kind.

Also, please tell unfinishedrambler that me and Static are two different guys.

"Snarky asshole"? I'll have you know my mother finds me quite charming...

And, no, I was not lumping you in with other offendable readers.

And, yes, unfinishedrambler did mistake you for Static. Rather than tell him, I think I'll add a huge afro to my avatar and we'll really confuse him.

Yes, another afro-bearing blogger is exactly what the internet needs.

Going to shave my head to avoid addt'l confusion...brb!

I think that's what Sgt. James Crowley was drinking at the beer summit.

I bet you next week the Big 3 will be making their very own Kool-Aid in hopes that it works as well as Obama's.

I bet it's Obamalicious!

I think if you wanted to be more racist than Static thinks, you could have gone with Obama 40s or Obama Fried Chicken. Not saying that you should, but you could have. :)

Yes, but how about another redneck joke instead?

Such as:
unfinishedrambler thinks a stock tip is advice on worming his hogs.

unfinishedrambler has been married three times and still has the same in-laws.

unfinishedrambler thinks Possum is
"The Other White Meat".

or my favorite,
unfinishedrambler lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

Hahaha, just fookin' witcha buddy!
Say..who the hell am I, and who the hell do I THINK I am?! lulz!