Gay Marriage Opponents Now Want Legal Definition of Christmas

That's just like the Frenchies with their "Champagne" and "Meritage".

I submitted this to Stumble Upon before I even finished reading it. You're a funny, funny man.

"Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Celebrate-Christmas-But-Instead-I'm-A-Godless-Heathen' Day"

Seriously, this sounds like so much fun! I can live without the word "Christmas". And really, we'll have all the gays and everyone knows they throw the best parties!

Gays may throw good parties, but I can't stand techno music.

Oh c'mon. Tell me you don't totally want to jump up and dance to this! I know I do.

hahaha! loves it :)

Yikes, this is scary stuff. I call this fundamentalism. So what differentiates conservative to the Taliban? So they think that attending church is the way to salvation, what is important is that they practice what Jesus taught. calling them bigots is simply too nice. You just gave me an idea for my next post.

This bill will fail for so many reasons- the number one being that Christmas is a national holiday. If Christmas is declared for Christians only, then Congress will have made a law respecting an establishment of religion.

Which is, of course a violation of the first amendment

also if it were illegal to celebrate christmas as a non christian there would have to be some sort of system of what constitutes someone as being christian and some sort of identification check when buying ornaments or trees or whatever.
this is terrible i dont find this article in the least bit amusing.

leave it to christians to get into everyone else's business like gay people or people who already have beliefs and dont give a rat's ass about christianity.. guess what christians! the god you believe in is the same as every other religion's god.

.. by the way i was raised christian. my parents forced me to attend church, this caused me to resent the practice of christianity

im now an agnostic and im a happier person.

I'm starting to see an unfortunate trend in the comments related to this post -- not just here, but on StumbleUpon as well. So allow to me to clarify something for those of you who aren't getting it...

This is satire, people.

It's not real. There is no actual bill. There is no actual group. The photo isn't real either; it was Photoshopped.

And to the rest of you who DO get it and possess a healthy sense of humor: I thank you. You're awesome. Drinks are on me.