Ryan's Tips for Dealing with Writer's Block

Ryan? Ryan who?

Great tips! I'm not much for messes so writing in blood or pulling an O.J. is out of the question for me. However, a rambling, blathering comment which makes no sense is perfekt. Almost...

As meandering, half-assed, and let's face it, as execrable as my writing is...take it from me, writing a meandering, half-assed, how-to article on tips for dealing with writer's block WORKS! At least that is what I keep telling myself.

Good thoughts on breaking up monotony of post-writing. I have been doing some different styles lately and it has been fun! Part of the beauty of blogging is the absolute freedom to be creative. So keep on keepin' on!

I have found that getting a blow job really helps. (Of course, that would help no matter what the problem might be.) However, if I depended on oral sex to spark my creativity, I'd only be able to write on my birthday.

I am planning on commiting a felony, hoping that will help with my writer's block. Maybe I'll murder my boss.

Thanks for the tips! My writer's block has been cured!

Yours truly,

Inmate #465778

I find that creative writing involving multiple characters is what gets my juices flowing. I'm currently writing my version of a fictional phone book.

Any tips on how to alleviate 'I don't give a fuck if I post on my blog' syndrome?

I'm with Chelle on this one. I've got a bad case of "I don't give a fuck"--but at the same time, being blocked is like watching a Hayden Christensen movie and writing anything at all is like being able to stop watching.

You may have cured my writer's block with that reference. Of course that doesn't mean the writing will be any good for the reader, just better for me than the hell of Jumpers.