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November 11, 2008

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Obama's Inauguration Speech (1st Draft)

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The Hussy Housewife
Idaho
November 11, 2008 at 9:17 PM MST
LOVE IT!! LOL!! I can't wait to see how well you predicted this.
Chelle B.
writhing in ecstasy
November 11, 2008 at 9:54 PM MST
Will he also be wearing long, flowing robes?

If so, I hope there is a strong breeze because I am hoping to get a glimpse of his, erm, holy of holies before he makes his final ascension. ;)
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Qelqoth
LOL, Internets
November 12, 2008 at 1:38 AM MST
You've nailed it perfectly albeit one small flaw: he'll be walking on water, a white aura surrounding him as he does so.
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Chunk
Rural Iowa
November 12, 2008 at 6:21 AM MST
I may be naive but I'm a strong supporter of Obama. He contradicts everything my parents tried to teach me and I find that appealing.
netta
the strange planet inside my head
November 12, 2008 at 7:18 AM MST
i'd like to apply for the handmaiden position. exactly what is the job description and the pay scale?
AngieSS
in a padded cell
November 12, 2008 at 8:59 AM MST
Hahaha I knew it. You ARE his speech writer! No one could know such specifics, such well defined examples of how he plans to create change. Hmmm...with insider knowledge like that, you may very well BE Obama. Do you have a crown of thorns perhaps?
chat blanc
near hell
November 12, 2008 at 9:26 AM MST
ahahahaha! f**king hilarious! I imagine there will be much weeping and chanting of his name and perhaps even bowing down. oh yeah, good times.
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GoingLikeSixty
Jelly
November 12, 2008 at 9:52 AM MST
Very, very funny. Weldon.
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The Authoring Auctioneer
Northeast, PA
November 16, 2008 at 6:47 AM MST
Unfortunately, this is much too close to the truth to be funny. It's more profound and revealing than anything else. Good job.
kevin john
easter virginia
November 16, 2008 at 4:18 PM MST
Excellent!
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