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November 16, 2008

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Google Purchases God

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eve
mississippi
November 16, 2008 at 1:05 PM MST
Ryan,
When Satan and I were still married, I tried to tell him to do this.. would he listen to me then? Oh, nooo....I'm going to txt him now and see if I can get him to go for it now that God thinks it's a good idea.
Eve
Chelle B.
Idaho
November 16, 2008 at 2:56 PM MST
Hmm, maybe while in Aruba, God can find Natalie Holloway.

Oh wait, He already knows where she is! Now I can Google it and know, too!!
Chelle B.'s last post: The "I Hope She Brings Some Lube!" Offensive
unfinishedrambler
Pennsylvania
November 16, 2008 at 5:11 PM MST
Some might argue that Microsoft already belonged to the Devil.

But anyway, you look at it, this is huge news. Thanks for breaking the story.
Hazel
Pittsburgh
November 16, 2008 at 5:34 PM MST
So which stock are you thinking will be a good buy?
Skip DeKades
jssleek@yahoo.com
November 16, 2008 at 7:13 PM MST
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Eric Schmidt by soul to keep....
Skip DeKades's last post: D.C. Cherry Blossoms Hit Peak Bloom Today
rhbee1
California
November 16, 2008 at 10:20 PM MST
I got a cousin went to Aruba. It's nice there.
gMoney
NYC
November 17, 2008 at 2:18 AM MST
We all knew the day would come! But the question remains...will Jesus still hold his seat on the board, or was he given the golden parachute? :)
pam
beannachd@gmail.com
November 17, 2008 at 5:05 AM MST
...but will there be a widget? I'd like to display Him on my sidebar...
Qelqoth
LOL Internets
November 17, 2008 at 6:09 AM MST
I'd like to thank God for maintaining my stature as the #1 online resource for extreme sodomy. However, I think him knocking Chelle B. onto page two of the results was a little unfair. I'm not gonna complain though. ;)
Qelqoth's last post: Gamepads Not Supported
Milena
milecm@aol.com
November 18, 2008 at 11:13 AM MST
I was going to comment something I thought witty but I see many have polished Wit to a glossy sheen before I ever got here. So I'll just say this: Stupendous satire Ryan. I loved it.
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